Legal
Effective: January 1, 2025. These terms govern your use of nothing.
By paying $2, you agree to these terms. We have tried to write them honestly. This was surprisingly easy, given that the product is nothing.
Nullbase ("the Company," "we," "us," "nothing") provides a subscription service ("the Service") consisting of nothing. The Service delivers no features, no functionality, no deliverables, and no value in the conventional sense of the word.
By subscribing, you acknowledge that you understand this. You are not confused. You have read the landing page. You know what you are paying for.
The Service costs $2.00 USD per month. This is billed automatically on a recurring basis until you cancel. Cancellation stops future charges. It does not affect the nothing you have already received.
We use Stripe to process payments. By subscribing, you also agree to Stripe's terms of service. We mention this because we have to, not because we expect you to read them.
The Pro tier, when available, costs $8.00 USD per month and provides the same nothing with marginally improved delivery. The exact nature of this improvement is under active debate internally.
We do not offer refunds as a general policy. You received what was described. The description was explicit, repeated, and formatted in a large readable font.
However, we are reasonable people. If you genuinely feel wronged, email us. We will consider your case with the seriousness it deserves.
Note on chargebacks: If you file a chargeback claiming you received nothing, you are correct. We will confirm this to your bank. We are not sure how this will resolve.
You may use Nullbase for any lawful purpose. Since the product does nothing, the surface area for misuse is limited. We have nonetheless identified the following prohibited activities:
You may not attempt to extract features from the Service that do not exist. You may not submit feature requests and expect them to be implemented. You may not refer to Nullbase as "broken" when it is, in fact, working exactly as intended.
You may tell your friends about Nullbase. You may post about it. You may express confusion, admiration, or philosophical discomfort. All of this is welcome and frankly part of the experience.
Nullbase, the concept of Nothing as a Service, and the general aesthetic of a product that does nothing on purpose are the intellectual property of the Company. The blank page you receive after payment is proprietary. Please do not reproduce it without attribution.
We are aware of the irony of claiming ownership over nothing. Our lawyers are also aware of the irony. We are all doing our best.
The Service is provided "as is" and "as nothing." We make no warranties, express or implied, that the Service will meet your requirements. The Service will not meet your requirements. This is the point.
We warrant only that: (a) a payment transaction will occur, and (b) nothing will be delivered thereafter. We are confident in our ability to deliver on both of these.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Nullbase's total liability to you for any claim arising from the Service is limited to the amount you paid in the most recent billing cycle.
That is $2. We want to be transparent about this.
You may cancel your subscription at any time through Stripe's customer portal. Upon cancellation, your access to the Service will end at the close of your current billing period. Your access to nothing will, of course, continue indefinitely and free of charge, as it always has.
We reserve the right to terminate your subscription at our discretion. In practice, we cannot imagine a scenario where this becomes necessary. You are doing nothing wrong. Literally.
These terms are governed by the laws of Romania. Any disputes shall be resolved in the courts of competent jurisdiction in Romania, which we acknowledge sounds serious for a $2 product.
We encourage you to resolve any concerns by emailing us first. Most things can be settled without a court date, especially when the disputed value is $2 and the product is nothing.
We may update these terms from time to time. We will update the effective date at the top of this page. We will not email you because we don't have your email. We consider this consistent with the spirit of the product.
Continued use of the Service after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms. Since using the Service means doing nothing, this is an easy bar to clear.